A cook at the Pittsburgh Steelers team complex is driving around in a red Mercedes convertible thanks to an unexpected and generous deal from the franchise’s former secondary coach.
On his final day in Pittsburgh before taking over as defensive coordinator for the Arizona Cardinals, Ray Horton gave his 1999 Mercedes SL500 to cafeteria worker Maurice Matthews.
I can’t cook but if he has another whip just laying around I’ll take it. Hell, I’ll even take a 1998 Mercedes. I’m even willing to be your designated driver if you cough up the keys to it.
Classy guy all around. I’d love to see what he’d give away when he opens up a bar tab.
You put a bunch of rednecks in dumpy cars that are meant to drive in to each other at high rates of speed in a barricaded cornfield, you’re bound to have a few contestants who did more than just hydrate with Fiji water before hand.
I heard second place lost because he tried to refuel his automobile with Steel Reserve. After losing he sat Indian style in the middle of the course and just drank what was left in the 40 ouncer.
When police began to investigate, [Nicholasville Police Department Captain Chris] Cain said Warner, whose listed address is 1620 Phillips Lane, took a preliminary breath test but allegedly refused other field tests.
“He refused to blow in the breathalyzer tube,” Cain said. “The citation says, ‘I ain’t blowing in that (expletive) tube, so you can stick it up your (expletive).’”
Cain said even though Warner was competing in the demolition derby, an event that poses danger to the participants, doing so while allegedly drunk increases the risk.
With a potential NBA lockout Howard could have plenty of time to publicly discuss his bowel movements. Post game interviews should be conducted in a similar manner from Twitter accounts. Extra coverage will be given to those who do so from the comfort of their toilets.
You know you can get any girl you want when “taking a dump” is an effective pick up line.
Lil Wayne is back with Sorry 4 The Wait. This mixtape is released in anticipation to Tha Carter IV which is due out in August. Weezy is always dope on mixtapes. That is how he became known as the “best rapper alive.” Da Drought 3 and No Ceilings were classic mixtapes hopefully Sorry 4 The Wait can live up to that. Hit the jump for the track list.
Now this is some swagged out shiznit for your smart phone. There’s nothing better than getting a little crunk at your local tavern with the crew of cowboys. But there’s nothing worse than going home completely broke (except going home completely broke and alone…). Don’t let yourself slip up and spend all your dinero in one night. You gotta keep track of what you’re drinking so you can still make it rain dollah dollah bills tomorrow night, too.
BarTab Keepr might be the best buck you spend, except for penny beer night. I never understood why they called it penny beer night in the first place, because whenever I hand the bartender a dollar and ask for 100 beers it never goes down as planned. Oh, well. I’ll just keep on keeping on and keeping track of my tab with this app.
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BarTab Keepr is the new utility app for iOS devices that adds notifications and location-aware alerts to drinking out on the town at bars and clubs. Developed by AE’G-wiz, the all-in-one drink counter, bill and tip calculator, and location alarm app enables users to track their running total and the number of drinks on an open tab, ensuring that the tab is settled before they leave the bar.
Features
Set location alerts to remind you to close out your tab (and grab your credit card) before you leave
Select different calculation modes to keep a running estimate on your total drinks and bill
Receive notifications when you’ve exceeded the “Sobriety” or “Poverty” limits you’ve set on your current tab
Add tips to your calculated total on a per drink or percentage basis
Enable the power-saver mode to reduce battery consumption when you’ll be out for a long night
Get background notifications and updates on enabled devices
Support for international currencies
Create a few new drinking games if your inebriated imagination feels inspired
Compatibility
iOS 4.0 and up
iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad
Retina screen ready
Download
Available for purchase in the App Store for $0.99 USD (or equivalent amount in other currencies worldwide).
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On his final day in Pittsburgh before taking over as defensive coordinator for the Arizona Cardinals, Ray Horton gave his 1999 Mercedes SL500 to cafeteria worker Maurice Matthews.
